The River of Madness
A One-scene Play
Setting: A Palace in a time long ago: the King and his Vizier alone
King: What you are telling me is horrible!
Vizier: It is Fate, Your Majesty.
King: [surprised and shocked] The Queen as well?
Vizier: [Thinking] Oh grief!
King: Did she also drink from the River?
Vizier: As did all the residents of the Kingdom.
King: Where did you see the Queen?
Vizier: In the Palace Garden.
King: As if this disaster was not bad enough already!
Vizier: Your Majesty warned her not to approach the River and advised her to drink wine, but that is Fate!
King: Tell me, how do you know that she drank from the River?
Vizier: Her looks, her movements.
King: Did she talk to you?
Vizier: When I approached her, she stepped away in semi-fear. Her maidservants did the same, and started whispering and looking at me just like mad people.
King: [As if talking to himself] I saw all this in my dream!
Vizier: O Heaven, have mercy on us!
King: Yes, I have seen all this with my own eyes.
[Silence]
Vizier: When will there be an end to Heaven’s wrath on this River?
King: Who knows?
Vizier: Did Your Highness not see any sign of deliverance in that horrible dream?
King: [Trying to remember] I do not remember.
Vizier: Try to remember, Your Majesty.
King: [Trying to remember] I cannot recall any more than what I have told you. First I saw the River in the colour of the dawn.
Then, without warning, I saw black serpents descending from the sky, squirting their venom into the River, turning it into the colour of the night. Someone shouted, “Beware, from now on, do not drink from the River of Madness”.
Vizier: Oh grief!
King: Also, I saw all the people drinking from the River.
Vizier: Except two.
King: You and me.
Vizier: Oh, what joy!
King: Why are you joyful, man?
Vizier: [Remembering the serious situation] Forgive me, Your Highness. I am extremely sad. I wish I could save the Queen.
King: This is extremely dangerous talk. I wish you could at least find her a medicine… It saddens me to see her losing her fine mind that lightens the Kingdom’s sky.
Vizier: Indeed, she is like the Sun in the Kingdom’s sky.
King: Yes, you are always repeating what I say but you do nothing. Bring me the Chief Doctor!
Vizier: The Chief Doctor?
King: Yes, he might heal her.
Vizier: Your Majesty has forgotten that the Chief Doctor also went.
King: Went where?
Vizier: He also drank from the River.
King: Oh, what a calamity!
Vizier: I saw him with the Queen, his looks and movements had changed and every time he saw me, he shook his head weirdly.
King: [Shocked] The Chief Doctor has gone mad?
Vizier: Yes.
King: He was the genius of his generation. What a great loss that such a man has gone mad.
Vizier: Particularly at the time we desperately need his knowledge and skills.
King: Now there is only one person in our Kingdom who can help us out.
Vizier: Who is that, Your Majesty?
King: The Head Priest.
Vizier: Alas!
King: What?
Vizier: He was one of them, Your Highness.
King: What are you saying? One of them?
Vizier: Yes, one of them.
King: It is really a serious matter that even the Head Priest has gone mad. He was the wisest and the most far-sighted and righteous man with the firmest faith and purest heart.
Vizier: It is Fate, Your Majesty. Have I not said it was Fate that has befallen us?
King: Indeed, it is an utter catastrophe that is un-heard of in both history and myth: the entire population of the Kingdom has been struck by madness, except the King and the Vizier!
Vizier: [Raising his head] Heaven’s mercy!
King: Listen, Vizier. Heaven that loved us exclusively and preserved for us the blessing of sanity will undoubtedly answer our prayers. Let us go to the Palace Temple to pray and beg for healing for the Queen and the people. This is our last resort.
Vizier: Yes, Your Majesty. Heaven is the best and last resort for us.
[The King and the Vizier leave from one of the doors]
[The Queen, the Chief Doctor, and the Head Priest enter from another door]
Queen: This is indeed a serious situation!
Chief Doctor and Head Priest [Together]: Certainly! It is a terrible tribulation!
Queen [To the Chief Doctor]: Is there no medication that would restore the sanity of those two poor men?
Chief Doctor: O Queen, it is too difficult for me.
Queen: Do think, Chief Doctor.
Chief Doctor: I have thought long and hard, Your Majesty. What befell them exceeds my knowledge.
Queen: So, should I give up hope for my husband’s recovery?
Chief Doctor: No, do not give up hope, Your Majesty. Sometimes miracles that surpass the knowledge of doctors come down from Heaven.
Queen: When do those miracles come down?
Chief Doctor: Who knows, Your Majesty?
Queen: O Head Priest, bring one down for me now, now, now!
Head Priest: Who told you that I could bring down anything from Heaven?
Queen: Is that not your speciality?
Head Priest: Your Majesty, Heaven is not like palm trees from which you can get as many dates as you want.
Queen: So, can you not do anything? I am a wife who loves her husband. I am a woman who wants to save her man. Save my husband. Save him!
Chief Doctor: Be patient, Your Majesty.
Head Priest: Let the Queen speak! She is right. She is lamenting a kind husband. Also, if the people knew about it, they would weep for such a wise and resolute King.
Queen: Beware of letting people know about it.
Head Priest: We are more silent than the grave, Your Majesty, but I fear the consequences. No matter how hard we try to conceal the truth, it will be revealed one day. There is no problem more serious than the people knowing that the King and the Vizier…
Queen: Hush! This is dreadful!
Head Priest: Absolutely, this is terrible and very serious.
Queen: What is the solution? Do not lose hope for this situation. Do something. I am certainly going to lose my mind if this situation does not change.
Head Priest: I wish I could understand what is going on in the King’s head.
Queen: When he mentions the River, he gets agitated – claiming that its water is poisoned.
Head Priest: So, what does he drink?
Queen: Wine. Nothing but wine.
Chief Doctor: Yes, wine. I reckon that addiction has affected his mind.
Queen: If you are right about his illness, then the cure is easy. We keep wine away from him.
Chief Doctor: What will he drink then?
Queen: The River water.
Chief Doctor: Do you think he will agree, Your Majesty?
Queen: I will make him agree.
Chief Doctor: [Turning around. Hearing a nearby voice] The King is coming.
Queen: [Pointing at the Chief Doctor and the Head Priest]: Leave us alone.
[They exit, leaving the Queen to prepare herself to meet the King]
King: [He notices the Queen and suddenly s] You are here?
Queen: [looking long at him] Yes.
King: Why are you staring at me?
Queen: [Looking at him and whispering] Oh, Heaven!
King: [Looking at her pathetically] Woe! My heart is torn up. I wish you could know how much I am hurt, my dear.
Queen: [Staring him in the face] Why?
King: Why? Oh yes, you do not know. Your beautiful head cannot realise it now.
Queen: What hurts you?
King: Hurts me? Can I say…? I cannot stand this.
Queen: [Semi-amazed] Are you feeling ill?
King: Are you asking me? And what feeling?
Queen: [Astonished] This is weird.
King: Alas!
Queen: [She looks at him with compassion and then takes hold of him] Come my dear and sit beside me on this bed and do not be so sad. It is time for this evil to go away.
King: [Surprised] What are you saying?
Queen: Yes, I assure you that it will go away.
King: [Looking at her in surprise] You realise what has happened?
Queen: Of course I do, my dear, and it has filled my heart with sorrow.
King: [Looking long at her] This is weird.
Queen: Why are you staring at me?
King: [Beseeching compassionately] Oh, Heaven!
Queen: Are you calling on Heaven? Heaven has responded!
King: What are you saying?
Queen: [Joyfully] We have found the cure.
King: Found the cure? When?
Queen: [Joyfully] Today.
King: [Passionately] Hooray!
Queen: Yes, hooray! But you have to listen to what I say and do what I advise. You must stop drinking wine from now on and drink the River water instead!
King: [Looking at her and again stricken with despair and sadness] The River water?
Queen: [Strongly] Yes.
King: [As if addressing himself] Woe unto me. I thought Heaven had answered my prayers!
Queen: [Strongly] Listen to me carefully and do what I tell you.
King: [Looking long at her despairingly. Talking to himself] I can see it is getting more evil, day by day. I did not imagine that she would talk in such a way and that her condition had got worse. Woe! She must be saved… She must be saved. I am about to lose my mind. [The King rushes out]: O Vizier! Bring me the Vizier!
Queen: [As if talking to herself in sadness and silence] The Chief Doctor was right; the situation is more difficult than…
[The Queen sighs and exits]
Vizier: [Entering from another door, with his face changed] Your Majesty! Your Highness!
King: [Coming back] O Vizier!
Vizier: I have a dreadful piece of news.
King: [Trembling] What else?
Vizier: Do you know what the people are saying about us?
King: What people?
Vizier: The mad ones.
King: What are they saying?
Vizier: They claim that they are sane and that the King and the Vizier are insane …
King: Hush! Who talked this nonsense?
Vizier: That’s their belief now.
King: [Being sarcastic in a sad tone] We are insane and they are sane! Oh Heaven, have mercy! They do not think that it is they who went mad.
Vizier: You are right!
King: I imagine that the mad do not realise that they are mad.
Vizier: I see that.
King: Alas! The Queen has just been talking to me as if she understood what she was saying. She even showed sadness and gave me advice.
Vizier: Yes, yes. That is what the people in the Palace and the Kingdom did with me when I met them.
King: O Heaven, have mercy on them!
Vizier: [Hesitatingly] And on us.
King: [Asking astonishingly] And on us?
Vizier: Your Majesty! I want to say something.
King: [In fear] Say what?
Vizier: I was about to see…
King: [In fear] See what?
Vizier: We should not belittle them.
King: Who are they?
Vizier: The mad. They are accusing us of madness. They are whispering and conspiring against us. No matter what their state of mind, they will triumph. Even they alone can distinguish between sanity and insanity. That is because they are huge like the sea, whereas we are nothing but two grains of sand. Would you take my advice, Your Majesty?
King: I know what you want to say.
Vizier: Yes, let us drink from the River like them.
King: [Looking long at the Vizier] O poor Vizier! You have already drunk! I can see a streak of madness shining in your eyes.
Vizier: No, I have not drunk yet.
King: Speak honestly.
Vizier: [Strongly] I am being honest with you. I will drink because I have decided to be mad like the rest of the people. I cannot bear my sanity among them.
King: You want to switch off your light of sanity by your own hands!
Vizier: Light of sanity! What is its benefit in a kingdom of mad people! You can be sure that if we insist on staying like this, we cannot guarantee that those people will tolerate us. I see dissension kindling in their eyes. Soon, they will take to the streets shouting, ‘The King and his Vizier have gone mad. Let us depose the mad ones’.
King: But we are not mad!
Vizier: How do we know?
King: Woe unto you! Are you speaking seriously?
Vizier: You have said it earlier, Your Majesty! The mad do not realise that they are mad.
King: [Shouting] But I am mentally sound and those people are mad!
Vizier: They also claim the same thing.
King: And you, do not you believe that I am in possession of all my faculties?
Vizier: What is the point in me alone believing you? The testimony of a mad person for a mad person cannot change anything.
King: But you know that I have never drunk from the River.
Vizier: I know.
King: And that I am not mad because I did not drink. The people went mad because they drank.
Vizier: They say that they did not go mad because they drank and that the King went mad because he did not drink.
King: How odd! That is impertinence.
Vizier: That is what they say and they are believed, but you will not find anybody believing you!
King: [Surprised] How can they explicitly deny the truth?
Vizier: Truth? [Suppressing a laugh]
King: Are you laughing?
Vizier: For us to use this word in this situation is odd.
King: [Trembling] Why?
Vizier: Truth, sanity and virtue are also words that can be used by those people. They are the only owners of those words now.
King: And I?
Vizier: You alone do not have any of them.
[The King thinking silently]
King: [Finally he lifts his head] You are right. My life cannot continue like this.
Vizier: Yes indeed, Your Majesty. It is good for you to live with the Queen and the people in peace and harmony, even if your sanity is the price you pay for it!
King: [Thinking] Yes, it is very good for me. Madness will give me a life of comfort with the Queen and the people as you say. What would sanity give me?
Vizier: Nothing. It would make you ostracised and viewed as mad by all the people!
King: So, it is mad not to choose madness.
Vizier: That is exactly what I am saying.
King: It is even rational to prefer madness.
Vizier: Absolutely.
King: What is the difference between sanity and madness?
Vizier: [Surprised] Wait… [Thinking for a moment] I cannot see the difference!
King: [In a hurry] Bring me a glass of water from the River!